I went out to go pick up my wife from work, and my 1964 Dodge Dart had sunk into the soaked ground, and of course it only got worse when I tried to give it some gas…Forward…Reverse…Nothin’ (Well, actually it sank even more) Here’s a photo of my beloved car in happier days:
After digging in the mud, in the dark, with my bare hands, gettin f*ckin’ FILTHY, I gave up for the night. The wife caught a ride home with a fellow worker, and I will try again tomorrow to figure out how to get it out, without paying a tow truck.
My wife’s uncle actually has a tractor out here on the property, but the assh*le is such a tweaked-out speed freak jerk, that he would just laugh at us and our problem. I actually caught his son stealing our hot water heater this morning! Really!! Yeah, I went out to see what this odd noise was, and it was the son, (my wife’s cousin), and the water heater was actually GONE. I said, “What the hell happened to our water heater?” and he swore he didn’t know, yet about ten minutes later, he brings it back!! Can you believe this crap? A few days ago we had to throw out a whole freezer’s worth of food that had been thawed out several times because they (The tweaker uncle and his thieving son) had messed up the electricity (don’t ask) and if that wasn’t enough, these freaks, (well the uncle freak) took the rotten food out of the dumpster, and ATE IT!! (Had I known they were gonna do that, I’d have pissed in, and on, all the food. Oh well. Next time.
By the way, everyone wants to be famous, right? So I’ll tell you their names:
This is ROBERT VINCENT ENO (Looks like he made another dumpster score! “We’re eatin’ tonight kids!!” Shame, just cause it’s in a shopping cart don’t make it groceries, just GROSS!)
and this is his son, BOBBY ENO (Following in his father’s footsteps!)
I do think it’s sort of mean to talk about people behind their backs like this, but frankly these jerks have been pains in the asses of both my wife and myself for over ten years now, so screw them. Really. No, screw them.
Once, the Uncle (ROBERT ENO) turned off the water during a winter freeze, and blew up our plumbing. Idiot. My wife’s cousin (BOBBY ENO) broke into our house, at least once, and stole one of my special plants, a very special, special plant. There have been so many idiotic episodes caused by these pricks and I have NEVER done ANYTHING to get back at them (yet). What really gets me, is that we’ve never done anything to them ever except be nice and civil to them despite all of their transgressions, and yet they seem to just hate me and my wife. I don’t know why, and at this point I don’t care why. I just wish they would die from eating garbage or something. I for the most part detest violence, and yet the things they do make me so angry that I have sat and thought of doing all sorts of things to them…UGLY things. Violent, nasty, twisted things. Instead I will write about them in cyberspace. (I hear that once it’s out there on the net, it’s there FOREVER. Neato!
I guess I feel a little better now.